Comments on: A passive aggressive package arrives

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:35:30 +0000

In a previous job we can up with the “T-shirt” concept where we would recall great lines from our fearless leaders and turn them into wonderul T-shirt slogans.

Here is one that keep me laughing daily:

Our boss was about to lay someone off and his opening line was…..
“Its a beautiful day out there….but not for everyone.”

Classic!

By: Ricochay

Ricochay — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:50:57 +0000

To the eternally gleeful co-worker who sits right around the corner from me:

I think it is amazing that, in the middle of the summer, you find it acceptable to hum Christmas songs aloud for all to hear. There is nothing I like more than having Jingle Bells stuck in my head all day, not to mention the reminder of street lights on at 4pm, snow and financial burden. Oh, and what the hell does “for crying out loud on a bloody Tuesday morning” mean anyway? Hoping our dreams come true, and you can work from home more often. Much love.

By: XUP

XUP — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:07:25 +0000

My humblest apologies for the tattered, crumpled, crammed-in state of your mail.

By: Ads

Ads — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:17:43 +0000

From Murray, the gentle post-office worker pushed to breaking point….

Every time your postal box overfills it makes me want to rock gently back and forth in a fetal position while smacking myself in the face with the hardest, most pointy package out of the goddamn bunch you haven’t picked up.

Oh, I also wanted to remind you about the village bakesale this Friday!