Mother:
So, have you picked a theme for your birthday party this year?
Daughter:
Yes, actually. I’ve decided on mythical creatures.
Mother:
Mythical creatures? Like, Pokemon?
Daughter:
No, like centaurs and the sphinx.
Mother:
Um, okay. I’ll see if they carry that theme at the dollar store.
How much will you flip out when they DO have all these accessories at the Dollar Store?!