Here is the email I received this morning from Fluevog Shoes. Tell me it doesn’t make you want to squeal in delight! (Especially #3!)
Your Fluevogs can’t wait to meet you…
We wanted to let you know about a change to the status of your Fluevog order, placed on 2012-Jul-22.
Your order is now complete!
1. Your order was carefully taken from our Dot Matrix and passed to our Fluevogian Elves, who started searching for your exact item(s).
2. Our well-trained packing specialist gathered everything needed to do the best packing job he could, especially for you. Only when completely satisfied with his deliverable, he sent word to the FluevogFleet using incensed smoke signals.
3. We welcomed the Fleet which always consists of three solar-powered FluevogVans – one for security, one for your package, and one for refreshments and supplies. We briefly chatted about what great taste you have and how good looking you are, but then they were off and on their way to make the final delivery.
(Please note: We occasionally outsource transportation to our well-trusted partners, as demand continues to increase and running multiple Three Van Fleets gets expensive for a small, powerful shoe company.)
P.S. How come none of you have guessed which shoes I bought? What… you don’t go for shoe porn?? Okay, fine — Noted.
Edited on March 21 to add: So, Scott Stratten of UnMarketing fame just linked to this post to showcase the fabulous customer service that is Fluevog’s. I just KNOW that Fluevog will be calling me any minute to be their brand ambassador. I do accept payment in shoes after all. If you have landed here via as UnMarketing, then as Scott would say, “Hi! Marketing Muffins!” — thanks for the visit! Did you enjoy reading about Scott’s “cleanse“? Then you might like also like this post on “breaking up.”