Dear Son,
Not only are you adorable, but you are clever. Since my last letter to you, it is clear that you have chosen not to be sold to the highest bidder on the black market. And further, you are considerate. You ensured that you communicated this wish to us before we had begun the tedious work of developing marketing copy and securing advertising space.
It’s been at least a week now that you’ve slept-in until the requisite humane time of 6 a.m. And this morning? 6:45 a.m. With these kind of sleeping habits, we could raise our asking price, don’t you think?
Just joking. You’re stuck with us now. But don’t worry, it’s not all bad — we do a great chocolate birthday cake in this house. Just 4 more days now.
Love Mother.
lol! Good work little one!